Daria

Jane: I've said it before, I'll say it again. You have the coolest room.
Daria: It's got pros and cons. You can't hurt yourself in here, but you can't hurt anybody else in here either.

Cloude: Oh! Look at you. So pouty, so waif-like. Could you remove your glasses?
Daria: Could you remove your halter-top?
Cloude: Pardon?
Daria: I can't take my glasses off. I need them to see scam artists.