87 Rizz Lines That Are Smooth, Funny, and Totally Irresistible


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Ready to unlock max-level rizz? These pick-up lines are straight fire- guaranteed to make them laugh, blush, or slide right into your vibe. From smooth to downright hilarious, this is your ultimate cheat code in the game!

Pick up Rizz Lines

Are you a time traveler? Because I can see my future with you.

Are you a time traveler? Because I can see my future with you.

You must be a parking ticket because you've got fine written all over you.

If you were a keyboard, you'd be exactly my type.

Are you an investment? Because I'm putting all my time into you.

If life had a center, you’d be the sun I revolve around.

Are you a GPS? Because you always know how to lead me right to you.

Are you a magnet? Because I'm totally attracted to you.

Are you an Oreo? Because I‘m dunking on this opportunity.

Are you an Oreo? Because I'm dunking on this opportunity.

Are you a pencil? Because you're drawing me in.

There’s no way your spirit animal isn’t a phoenix; you’ve reignited my heart like magic.

Are you a breeze? Because you've swept me off my feet without a sound.

Sweet, irresistible, and impossible to get enough of- are you secretly a chocolate chip cookie?

Are you a bank loan? Because you've got my interest.

Are you a refrigerator? Because you‘re way too cool to ignore.

Are you a refrigerator? Because you're way too cool to ignore.

Are you a parking space? Because I've been searching for someone like you forever.

Who needs a library card when you’ve got “check me out” written all over you?

Are you a phone charger? Because I feel dead without you.

Are you a 5G network? Because you've got me connected instantly.

Do you know how to hack? Because you’ve stolen my heart completely.

Funny Rizz Lines

Is your name scholarship? Because I don‘t think I could ever afford to lose you.

Is your name scholarship? Because I don't think I could ever afford to lose you.

Every time you show up, my system crashes- are you a coding error?

Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.

Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more.

Is your heart an app? Because I can't stop checking for updates.

Are you a password? Because you've got me trying every combination to figure you out.

You remind me of summer break- worth the wait and absolutely everything I need.

Are you a hot sauce? Because you make my heart burn with excitement.

If aliens exist, you must be one because you’ve abducted my heart completely.

You’re like a watermelon: rare, refreshing, and totally one in a melon.

You’re like a watermelon: rare, refreshing, and totally one in a melon.

Are you a meme? Because you've been stuck in my mind all day.

My life lit up the moment you walked in- are you secretly an electrician?

You’ve got me stressed and unprepared like an exam I didn’t study for.

Are you a cactus? Because you’re sharp but still so attractive.

Are you a popcorn kernel? Because you make my heart pop.

Are you a sandwich? Because you're the sub-ject of my hunger.

Is your dad a boxer? Because you‘re a knockout.

Is your dad a boxer? Because you're a knockout.

Are you a flat tire? Because you've got me feeling deflated without you.

Cute Rizz Lines

You’re the bookmark saving all my favorite moments in life.

Are you a time zone? Because every moment with you feels like the right time.

Are you deja vu? Because I feel like we're meant to happen again and again.

The way you’ve got me falling feels just like gravity.

Are you a cookie? Because you're making me crumble with desire.

Are you spring? Because every time you arrive, everything around me blooms.

Are you spring? Because every time you arrive, everything around me blooms.

Your pull is as undeniable as a black hole’s gravity.

Are you a cloud? Because every time I see you, it's a silver lining.

Are you a Ferris wheel? Because you’ve got my head spinning in circles.

Are you a chef? Because you've got all the ingredients for my perfect day.

Is your laugh a song? Because it's the only melody I need.

Is your presence like gravity? Because I can't escape your pull.

Are you a smoothie? Because every time I'm near you, I feel like I'm blending in perfectly.

Are you a classic novel? Because I want to spend my life reading every page of you.

You must be a constellation because my world aligns perfectly when you're around.

Are you a blueprint? Because you've got the perfect design for my heart.

Are you a glass of wine? Because every time I'm around you, I feel intoxicated by your beauty.

You must be the moon because even on the darkest nights, you light up my life.

Is your name Homework? Because I can‘t stop thinking about you even when I‘m supposed to be studying.

Is your name Homework? Because I can't stop thinking about you even when I'm supposed to be studying.

Are you an essay? Because I could write about you all day.

You are definitely a firecracker because you just lit up my world in an instant.

Are you a GPS? Because I'm lost in your direction.

Are you a storm? Because when you arrive, you shake everything I thought I knew.

You seem to be a flower because the more I'm near you, the more I feel like I'm blossoming.

Are you a symphony? Because when you walk into the room, you create a melody in my soul.

You are exactly like a sunbeam because you shine so bright, I can't look away.

Are you a caramel drizzle? Because you make everything sweeter.

Are you a prism? Because every time I look at you, I see a whole spectrum of possibilities.

Is your aura a sunset? Because you radiate the kind of warmth and beauty that makes everything glow.

You look like a shadow because I can't seem to get away from you.

Creative Rizz Lines

You’re the Spotify Premium version of life- better and completely ad-free.

You’re the Spotify Premium version of life- better and completely ad-free.

When will you start paying rent because you live in my thoughts rent-free.

Are you a full moon? Because I can't stop howling over you.

Are you a thought? Because I can't stop thinking about you.

You must be a 45-degree angle because you're acute-y.

Do you have a pencil? Because I want to erase your past and write our future.

Your vibe is so right, you might just be a 90-degree angle.

Your vibe is so right, you might just be a 90-degree angle.

Are you a garden? Because I dig you.

Do you like donuts? Because I'm hole-y in love with you.

Are you a sneeze? Because I achoo-ally can‘t stop thinking about you.

Are you a sneeze? Because I achoo-ally can't stop thinking about you.

Are apples jealous? Because you’re stealing their spot as the apple of my eye.

Are you Black Widow? Because every time I see you, I'm caught in your web.

I think we are at a concert cause my heart's just going brrr every time I see you.

Like a reverse Uno card, you’ve turned my world completely around.

You’re as mysterious and unforgettable as a conspiracy theory.

Are you a glitch in the Matrix? Because you’re too good to be real.

Are you a glitch in the Matrix? Because you’re too good to be real.

Are you my phone? Because I can’t keep my hands off you.

Are you a Snapchat streak? Cause I want to keep this going forever.

Is your name Google? Cause you've got everything I've been searching for.

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