Knock, knock! Who’s there? A collection of the funniest, wittiest, and downright silliest knock-knock jokes to make you laugh out loud! Whether you're cracking up your crush, entertaining kids, or getting into the holiday spirit, these jokes have you covered.
Hilarious Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Nobel. Nobel who? No bell, that’s why I’m knocking!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s freezing out here!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Ice cream. Ice cream who? Ice cream if you don’t let me in!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Snow. Snow who? Snow time to chat, I’m in a hurry!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? Butter open the door, I’ve got snacks!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Nana. Nana who? Nana your business!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Icy. Icy who? Icy you hiding behind the couch- come out!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive without regrets.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Justin. Justin who? Justin time to save the day!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Donut. Donut who? Donut ask me, I just got here!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo “beep beep” if you don’t move out of the way!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Ya. Ya who? Wow, no need to get excited- I’m just here to say hi!
Knock Knock Jokes for Crush
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you and I miss you!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Eyes. Eyes who? Eyes can’t stop looking at you!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up and kiss me already!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Alaska. Alaska who? Alaska you out on a date.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Dewey. Dewey who? Dewey have a connection, or is it just me?
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Nacho. Nacho who? Nacho boyfriend… yet.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Jess. Jess who? Jess take my hand and let’s run away together.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I finally knocked? I’ve been waiting my whole life to flirt with you!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? Butter hold my hand before I lose my mind over how cute you are!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce be more than friends already!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Honeydew. Honeydew who? Honeydew you want to go grab a coffee with me?
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Waffle. Waffle who? Waffle you do without me?
Knock, knock! Who's there? Alice. Alice who? Alice fair in love and war.
Knock knock! Who’s there? Thermos. Thermos who? Thermos be a better way to get your attention!
Knock Knock Jokes for Kids
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Fish. Fish who? Fish you a happy day!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Ruff. Ruff who? Ruff up your hair, we’re going on an adventure!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Carrot. Carrot who? Carrot wait to tell you another joke!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Cereal. Cereal who? Cereal-sly, open the door!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bee. Bee who? Bee kind and open the door!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Lego. Lego who? Lego of my hand, I’m trying to knock!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Doughnut. Doughnut who? Doughnut forget to smile today!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Moo. Moo who? Make up your mind - are you a cow or an owl?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Berry. Berry who? Berry nice of you to answer!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Radio. Radio who? Radio not, here I come!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Annie. Annie who? Annie-body home?
Creative Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Doris. Doris who? Doris locked, that’s why I’m knocking!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Robin. Robin who? Robin you! Hand over the cash!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Bacon. Bacon who? Bacon a cake… but I forgot to turn on the oven.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Olaf. Olaf who? Olaf this knocking is making my hand sore!
Knock knock. Who’s there? 404. 404 who? Error. Joke not found.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Anita. Anita who? Anita borrow some money… again.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Icy. Icy who? Icy you standing there, but you’re not opening the door!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Witch. Witch who? Witch one of you is gonna let me in?
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Mars. Mars who? Mars be some way to get inside!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Cash. Cash who? No thanks, I prefer peanuts!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Fart. Fart who? Fart got to knock… just let me in!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Sea. Sea who? Sea you later if you don’t let me in!
Knock, knock! Who's there? Isabel. Isabel broken? I had to knock.
Knock knock! Who’s there? Figs. Figs who? Figs the doorbell, it’s not working!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Adore. Adore who? Adore is between us, open up!
Knock Knock Jokes That are So Bad That They are Good
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Spell. Spell who? W-H-O. You asked for it!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Candice. Candice who? Candice joke get any better?
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You’re welcome!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you! Got a cold?
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Water. Water who? Water you doing? Open the door.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Cows go. Cows go who? No, silly! Cows go ‘moo!’
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Dozen. Dozen who? Dozen anyone wanna let me in?
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub, I’m drowning in here!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Europe. Europe who? No, YOU’RE a poo.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Jess. Jess who? Jess open the door already!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry! It’s just a joke!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Owls say. Owls say who? Yes, they do! You got it!
Holiday Themed Knock Knock Jokes
Knock knock! Who’s there? Star. Star who? Star-ting to feel a lot like Christmas!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Santa. Santa who? Santa you a text, but you didn’t reply!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Snow. Snow who? Snow body loves Christmas more than me!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Elf. Elf who? Elf yourself, it’s Christmas time!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Witch. Witch who? Witch one of you stole my candy?
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Gravy. Gravy who? Gravy me a break, I’m too full to move!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Elf. Elf who? Elf me out, I still have gifts to wrap!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Stocking. Stocking who? Stocking up on snacks because Christmas movies require serious snacks!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Holly. Holly who? Holly up and pass the eggnog!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Holly. Holly who? Holly-days are here again – let’s celebrate!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Yule. Yule who? Yule never guess what I got you for Christmas!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Elf. Elf who? Elf you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands!
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